she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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