North Korea, Best Korea!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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