I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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