Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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