Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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