love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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