MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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