i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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