some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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