soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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