I got chris browned last night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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