I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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