haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You took a bar mat shot.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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