Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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