Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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