I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am mentally ready for anal.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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