ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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