I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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