Buhtt sex?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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