I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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