His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My legs feel like baby dolphins
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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