i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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