lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
