We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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