The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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