My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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