Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
