Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
