508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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