How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Oh god it's open bar.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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