lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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