is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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