I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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