Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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