3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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