ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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