She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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