I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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