Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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