Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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