Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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