I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
now i know why i became what i already was.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I would fuck him just for his dog
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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