quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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