And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is Oprah even human
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
