the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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