I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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