STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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