All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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