Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I faked an abortion last night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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