Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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