True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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