Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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