thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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