What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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