I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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