a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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