I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I think I am morally bankrupt
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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